"An aesthetic choice that trades typing precision for a specific vintage look at a budget price."
The 'low-noise, cute pink linear switches' are budget mechanical switches without a tactile bump or audible click, chosen to be quiet for an office, not for a premium typing feel.
This is for someone who prioritizes a specific retro aesthetic for their desk setup above all else. If you need a keyboard quiet enough for a shared space and like the novelty, the price is reasonable for the look.
Touch typists who value speed and accuracy should avoid non-standard keycaps. Anyone seeking long-term durability should invest more for PBT keycaps, as these ABS ones will likely wear out visually. This is not a gaming keyboard.